the happy fork

hi im christine. i like you so far.

bueno:

things i haven’t learned in high school

  • how to pay bills
  • how to buy a house
  • how to buy a car
  • how to apply for loans for college

but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function

(via cp-quidditch-gal)

lyndez:

kaciart:

slackeremeritus:

videohall:

Scared kitten goes crazy

> That cat wants some carpet for traction so bad.

> I was not expecting it to be that good.

I love how the lizard is all “the hell, dude, chill out”.

*crying*

I wasn’t expecting that at all.

And suddenly today was worth waking up to

(Source: youtube.com, via sainthannah)

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okaydoke:

if you should be studying and you know it clap your hands

(via cp-quidditch-gal)

So at my school, people “sacrifice” things to Testudo (the turtle hidden under all that junk) for good luck, and this is what happens during finals week.
Yes, that is a tire, a broken surf board, and a…wait for it….deep fryer. 

So at my school, people “sacrifice” things to Testudo (the turtle hidden under all that junk) for good luck, and this is what happens during finals week.

Yes, that is a tire, a broken surf board, and a…wait for it….deep fryer. 

kayfizz:

“Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal”

yesssssss

just saw this on my dash, and I think it should be what everyone says in the morning. HECK YEAH.

just saw this on my dash, and I think it should be what everyone says in the morning. HECK YEAH.

umistakemeforstraight:

fearfullittleloverr:

A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full” question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired: “How heavy is this glass of water?”Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.She replied, “The absolute weight doesn’t matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, it’s not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I’ll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn’t change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.” She continued, “The stresses and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed – incapable of doing anything.”It’s important to remember to let go of your stresses. As early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don’t carry them through the evening and into the night. Remember to put the glass down!

I think this just changed my life.

umistakemeforstraight:

fearfullittleloverr:

A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full” question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired: “How heavy is this glass of water?”

Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.

She replied, “The absolute weight doesn’t matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, it’s not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I’ll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn’t change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.” She continued, “The stresses and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed – incapable of doing anything.”

It’s important to remember to let go of your stresses. As early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don’t carry them through the evening and into the night. Remember to put the glass down!

I think this just changed my life.

(via lovemplosions)

What makes mothers all that they are?
Might as well ask, “What makes a star?”

(Source: nostalgiaunicorn, via maemck)

Robot Unicorn Attack

Not sure if any of you have ever played this, but if you haven’t, it comes highly recommended.

Robot Unicorn Attack - A Free Online Flash Game From Adult Swim. Click this; listen to the song; play the game. Trust us.