whenever you’re in a situation where you need motivation just whisper “give ‘em the old razzle dazzle” to yourself and proceed to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle.
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
My Christmas list is complete
livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on
you don’t realize how attached you are to someone until you go without talking to them for a bit